FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org I'm harder on my butler because I have to be.
[And because, you know, he's an asshole demon, and his sense of taste is the shittiest thing in the world.
Also, his chef is, technically, Bard. Bard. That man wouldn't know exquisite cooking if he drank Martha Stewart's life essence. Havoc's cooking can't be that bad.]
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FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
I can be fair.
FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
I'm harder on my butler because I have to be.
[And because, you know, he's an asshole demon, and his sense of taste is the shittiest thing in the world.
Also, his chef is, technically, Bard. Bard. That man wouldn't know exquisite cooking if he drank Martha Stewart's life essence. Havoc's cooking can't be that bad.]
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FROM: havoc@cdc.org
That's reassuring for me at least.
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I'll let him know.
[LONG PAUSE. VERY LONG. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SAVE THIS ONE, HAVOC.]
FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Thank you, Ms. Havoc.
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FROM: havoc@cdc.org
You're welcome, Lord Phantomhive.
FROM: havoc@cdc.org
I'll contact your butler next time I use the kitchen, then.