When we have the access I buy ingredients in bulk off the shopping channel, and borrow from the Skellies. They'll let you use the kitchens if you ask nicely.
FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org I'm harder on my butler because I have to be.
[And because, you know, he's an asshole demon, and his sense of taste is the shittiest thing in the world.
Also, his chef is, technically, Bard. Bard. That man wouldn't know exquisite cooking if he drank Martha Stewart's life essence. Havoc's cooking can't be that bad.]
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GOOD]FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
It wouldn't be honorable if the Phantomhive butler refused to cut the hair of a lady who asked him nicely.
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It wouldn't be distracting him from more important things?
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It's a butler's duty to do whatever is required of him no matter what.
[And also he is being an ass to Sebastian.]
FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
If a Phantomhive butler can't do something as simple as that, he isn't worthy of the position.
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Well in that case maybe I will ask. Thank you.
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Tell him I sent you.
[AND DON'T MAKE DEALS ABOUT HIS BLOOD.]
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Alright. Let me know if there's anything I can do for him or you in return. I bake in my spare time, I don't suppose you'd like something particular?
[no can deal, your blood is worth more than gold ciel GOLD]
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FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Do you bake desserts?
[That response was extremely quick.]
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FROM: havoc@cdc.org
Sure. I'm not sure if it's as fancy as you'd be used to but. It's home cooking.
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How and where do you bake?
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When we have the access I buy ingredients in bulk off the shopping channel, and borrow from the Skellies. They'll let you use the kitchens if you ask nicely.
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Allow my butler to cook with you.
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That's no problem at all, After seeing what he could manage with those sandwiches earlier I'd love to see what he does in a proper kitchen.
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FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
They could have been better. [...they...could have, okay...with better ingredients....]
FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
He wouldn't be a Phantomhive butler if he couldn't do that much.
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FROM: havoc@cdc.org
My, you're strict, Lord Phantomhive. I hope my baking can live up to the challenge.
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FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
I can be fair.
FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
I'm harder on my butler because I have to be.
[And because, you know, he's an asshole demon, and his sense of taste is the shittiest thing in the world.
Also, his chef is, technically, Bard. Bard. That man wouldn't know exquisite cooking if he drank Martha Stewart's life essence. Havoc's cooking can't be that bad.]
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FROM: havoc@cdc.org
That's reassuring for me at least.
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I'll let him know.
[LONG PAUSE. VERY LONG. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SAVE THIS ONE, HAVOC.]
FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Thank you, Ms. Havoc.
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FROM: havoc@cdc.org
You're welcome, Lord Phantomhive.
FROM: havoc@cdc.org
I'll contact your butler next time I use the kitchen, then.